The Earth is spinning faster and faster, and no one really knows why

[Redaktion]

The Earth has been spinning faster and faster in recent years. And although no one really knows why, several hypotheses have been put forward, but further studies need to be conducted.

https://www.notebookcheck.net/The-Earth-is-spinning-faster-and-faster-and-no-one-really-knows-why.1053805.0.html

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-Siri, play crucified by army of lovers

[Worgarthe]

And although no one really knows why

It's because of climate change, which is exclusively humanity's doing. But don't worry, the magical cure-all is here - more taxes to save the planet. There is nothing that screams "planet-saving" like funding another government committee to ponder things slowly 👍