With the UM250, MINISFORUM has launched another mini-PC that packs an AMD Ryzen APU in a compact chassis. The UM250 combines a Ryzen 5 PRO 2500U APU with up to 16 GB of RAM and a 512 GB SSD. The machine starts at US$299 as a barebones PC though, allowing you to equip it with up to 32 GB of RAM and 2 TB of M.2 2280 storage.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/MINISFORUM-UM250-A-Ryzen-5-powered-mini-PC-that-costs-US-299.515948.0.html
Erm... Throw in a hundred bucks and get yourself a laptop - with that same APU?
(Sure won't look as hideous, and is actually receiving support from a propa big corp that made it)