This was good. I liked this.
"April Fools!"
But very credible.
Typical from what the EUSSR and Ubergruppenfurer Von der La Hyene could foment.
After all, one must finance the only european invention from the past 50 years (the plastic cap attached to bottles)
stop giving them ideas!
Should penalise companies for pushing for cloud usage so much instead.
The news is incorrect. They are actually planning to discontinue cloud altogether.
Download all your data to local storage before it's too late. And clear from cloud as well for security purpose. Act now otherwise there will be no cloud left.
And remember this is not a drill..!!
In short:
they legalized to read user data,
on top of that, LLMs are allowed to manipulate user data.