My old man syndrome is kicking in... And I just can't do these old school staggered row layouts anymore.  It pains me, and now I must buy DIY open source kits to actually use a keyboard that integrates modern human interface theory into the design.  The density of nerve endings on our hands is second only to our baby making parts.  If the nerve endings of our baby makers can give us so much pleasure when properly used, then even if it's a fraction of that, how much pleasure could the nerve endings of our money makers bring us when properly used?

Why neuter ourselves?  Why not learn of the luxury that lies at our finger tips?