The Robotics division of the well-known conglomerate Kawasaki has raised some eyebrows with its new ridable electric goat robot, which may be a tad too slow for fans of the sporty motorcycles for which the Japanese company is usually known.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/Kawasaki-unveils-a-bizarre-ridable-robot-goat-instead-of-a-new-electric-motorcycle.608603.0.html
Strip of LEDs running through the horns check
100 m/h speed check.
rolling on tiny wheels check.
Brilliant. :)
Expectation: Enormous mechs operated by japanese waifu
Reality: mechanized goat
satanists sure love their goats