Using "proprietary holographic nano-layer" and "quantum biological shielding" technologies, 5GBioShield claims that its USB key will protect you against harmful 5G radiation. Its "life force frequencies" are available for almost US$450. No, we are not joking.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/5GBioShield-A-USB-key-that-promises-to-protect-against-5G-for-almost-US-450.467002.0.html
Can confirm. Put one in my bathroom then weighed myself. Indeed the local gravitation is down to just 1G now.
There is a much cheaper and easier method. Just put a draw a line with salt around the perimeter of your house and chant 5G,5G,5G 3 times at the top of your lungs and you should be safe.
Method 2 involves some animal sacrifices so I won't go into detail.
You could have just written instead: a scam.
Quote from: Zop on May 28, 2020, 20:44:56
Can confirm. Put one in my bathroom then weighed myself. Indeed the local gravitation is down to just 1G now.
I knew it! This G stuff was never more than a government ploy to keep the masses down.
Quote from: Pierre-Alexandre Sicart on May 29, 2020, 05:28:36
Quote from: Zop on May 28, 2020, 20:44:56
Can confirm. Put one in my bathroom then weighed myself. Indeed the local gravitation is down to just 1G now.
I knew it! This G stuff was never more than a government ploy to keep the masses down.
Haha that is so good!
Quote from: Zop on May 28, 2020, 20:44:56
Can confirm. Put one in my bathroom then weighed myself. Indeed the local gravitation is down to just 1G now.
Lucky you, in my bathroom it has been steadily increasing since the lockdown ...
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