The inexpensive Baseus charger can charge up to three devices simultaneously at up to 65 W total. Not bad for a universal charger that's just a fraction of the size of most other chargers.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/This-universal-65-W-GaN-USB-C-charger-is-down-to-just-35-USD-with-the-potential-to-replace-both-your-smartphone-and-laptop-chargers.556956.0.html
I bought it last week. It's true that the shape is not perfect. It holds better with European prongs though.
"will likely droop when connected to some wall outlets" - should read:
"will droop when connected"
Fixed it for ya. Cheers, fellow merchant of Chinese-designed goods!
I have this model, whenever you connect a device it will reset all the USB ports. With some devices (not all) this would result in a reset loop when negotiating QC / PD alternatively, therefore not charning the device. I even sent them a video but all they did was to offer partial refund or product return. This has also been documented in Amazon and AliExpress reviews, but no official reply so far.