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Title: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: Redaktion on August 22, 2022, 15:23:40
While there are plenty of Tesla car key RFID tag solutions that don't require cutting your own skin to implant them, one Tesla owner decided to go against the grain and do just that. He implanted a VivoKey Apex chip in his hand for US$400, and now uses it to open and start his Tesla.


https://www.notebookcheck.net/Tesla-owner-gets-US-400-car-key-chip-implant-in-his-hand-over-phone-Bluetooth-issues.642071.0.html
Title: Re: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: WaitWhat on August 23, 2022, 11:30:42
Totally normal behavior and no sign of Tesla becoming a cult here
Title: Re: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: DGno on August 23, 2022, 20:36:30
If you are willing to go all the way and have something surgically implanted into your body, why not get the chip put into a bracelet or ring?

Tesla, you should get on that - bracelet key or a ring key.

And while we're at it, rather than fly in a corporate jet, Elon you should have a personal electric helicopter already! Large rotors at the front and back, four small rotors at each of the square/quad points, (all CRP- coaxial contra-rotating propellers) and large gull-wing doors on each side for easy passenger entry and exit.

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Title: Re: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: DGno on August 23, 2022, 20:44:18
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Would it fly? Maybe the weight of the batteries would be too heavy? But here's to dreaming of the possibility!
Title: Re: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: Sean8 on August 26, 2022, 01:49:44
Have we not learned from movies that this is a horrible idea lmao.
Title: Re: Tesla owner gets US$400 car key chip implant in his hand over phone Bluetooth issues
Post by: Gaetano on August 29, 2022, 15:57:06
Quote from: DGno on August 23, 2022, 20:44:18A footprint like:
   
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Would it fly? Maybe the weight of the batteries would be too heavy? But here's to dreaming of the possibility!

There is a reason why electric helicopters don't exist. The amount of energy you would need just to spin the blades and take you in the air, you wouldn't even have room in the whole cabin with the amount of batteries you would need to get the range a normal helicopter. As batteries get Smaller and more powerful, then sure, but it won't be Elon who "invents" it.