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Your favorite laptop review site is all set to revolutionize the mobile industry: Presenting Project NotebookCheckMate Pro

Started by Redaktion, April 01, 2021, 10:40:07

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Redaktion

You desire to have the perfect laptop that truly is an extension of your personality but find the current choices on the market to be limiting. We've heard you. Bringing together years of review experience and ingenuity coupled with an ear for feedback to the table, we present to you our oeuvre d'art in the making — Project NotebookcheckMate Pro.

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Your-favorite-laptop-review-site-is-all-set-to-revolutionize-the-mobile-industry-Presenting-Project-NotebookCheckMate-Pro.530222.0.html

weeeeeeeee

Sadly this was a joke. But in reality the 14" Lenovo slim 7 and ideapad 5 come close to the ideal lightweight design while maintaining high performance at low cost. High performance AMD ryzen 7 cpu, 99% sRGB display, acceptable cooling, 1.4kg, sub $900.

2 main problems are that the cooling system could be greatly improved and the number of ports are inadequate, which keeps getting fewer with the newest 2021 version. If they stopped making the chassis thinner, and increased it by maybe 2mm, they could increase the cooling capacity with better venting and allow enough space to fit in more ports. The long bar hinge also blocks the exhaust vent and reduces space for ports.

Mr.Bean

Quote from: weeeeeeeee on April 01, 2021, 11:23:39
Sadly this was a joke. But in reality the 14" Lenovo slim 7 and ideapad 5 come close to the ideal lightweight design while maintaining high performance at low cost. High performance AMD ryzen 7 cpu, 99% sRGB display, acceptable cooling, 1.4kg, sub $900.

2 main problems are that the cooling system could be greatly improved and the number of ports are inadequate, which keeps getting fewer with the newest 2021 version. If they stopped making the chassis thinner, and increased it by maybe 2mm, they could increase the cooling capacity with better venting and allow enough space to fit in more ports. The long bar hinge also blocks the exhaust vent and reduces space for ports.

Haha ! You're the one who get caught !!!

But not me !!!

Which day we are? Yes, this is an April fool !


Nice try to the author...   >:D

Vaidyanathan

Quote from: weeeeeeeee on April 01, 2021, 11:23:39
Sadly this was a joke. But in reality the 14" Lenovo slim 7 and ideapad 5 come close to the ideal lightweight design while maintaining high performance at low cost. High performance AMD ryzen 7 cpu, 99% sRGB display, acceptable cooling, 1.4kg, sub $900.

2 main problems are that the cooling system could be greatly improved and the number of ports are inadequate, which keeps getting fewer with the newest 2021 version. If they stopped making the chassis thinner, and increased it by maybe 2mm, they could increase the cooling capacity with better venting and allow enough space to fit in more ports. The long bar hinge also blocks the exhaust vent and reduces space for ports.
You will have the best cooling ever in the NBCMate Pro. It's like being in a wind tunnel but without the noise ;) Ports can be added to your heart's content. ;D

Digitalguy

Not very subtle as an April's fool... I mean the purpose is that someone might believe it's real... Sure, there are many idiots in the world, but you set the bar really really low....





Anonymousgg

*sees clipart*

All the media says is "COVID, SHORTAGES, CRYPTO, BOTS"

I just wanna review laptops for God's sake

@prleaks

The power source testing is ongoing in Chernobyl, for these upcoming laptops.

Tip : The power source is not a battery, its a reactor.

Vaidyanathan

Quote from: @prleaks on April 01, 2021, 15:03:31
The power source testing is ongoing in Chernobyl, for these upcoming laptops.

Tip : The power source is not a battery, its a reactor.
Not sure if we should be revealing it this early.. but we are developing an exclusive pocket reactor that can charge the device wirelessly. Essentially, a battery that never drains. There, you heard it first here. :P


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